How to Worry Friends and Inconvenience People

Pretend that you’re carrying out background Google searches while on the phone by laboriously spelling out key phrases and then interjecting random facts into the conversation

Try to work out where the imaginary face would be on various inanimate objects

Imagine that the titles of novels are the titles of sitcoms, and invent a plausible corresponding plot concept

Pretend you are a robot, but one so lifelike that you pass as human — only you know the robot truth!

Impress future employers at interview by demonstrating how well you can ride an imaginary horse